Ένα λαμπρό υπόδειγμα ρητορικής και πολιτικής από πρόσφατη συνεδρίαση των Ηνωμένων Εθνών, που έκανε τη διεθνή κοινότητα να χαμογελάσει: Ο λόγος του Έλληνα εκπροσώπου στα ΗΕ.
«Πριν ξεκινήσω, θέλω να σας πω κάτι για τον Μέγα Αλέξανδρο. Όταν δάμασε τον Βουκεφάλα , κατά τον γυρισμό του και περνώντας τον Αξιό και βλέποντας το νερό, σκέφτηκε ότι ήταν μια καλή ευκαιρία για μπάνιο. Έβγαλε λοιπόν τα ρούχα του, τα ακούμπησε στον βράχο και μπήκε στο νερό. Όταν βγήκε και θέλησε να ντυθεί, τα ρούχα του είχαν εξαφανιστεί. Τα είχε κλέψει ένας Σλάβος της Μακεδονίας.»
Τότε πετάχτηκε οργισμένος ο Σλαβομακεδόνας εκπρόσωπος της ΠΓΔΜ κι άρχισε να
φωνάζει «Τι είναι αυτά που λες; Οι Σλάβοι δεν ήταν εκεί, τότε.»
Οπότε ο Έλληνας εκπρόσωπος χαμογέλασε και είπε:
«Τώρα που το ξεκαθαρίσαμε αυτό, μπορώ να ξεκινήσω την ομιλία μου...»!
Πράγματι επιτυχημένο .Βέβαια μπορεί να είναι παραλαγμένο από παρόμοια ομιλία Παλαιστίνιου και Ισραηλίτη για το πορτοφόλι του Μωυσή αλλά δεν παυει να είναι ευδιάθετο (viewtopic.php?f=24&t=133673&p=1462689&hilit=OHE#p1462689)
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said: 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
«Πριν ξεκινήσω, θέλω να σας πω κάτι για τον Μέγα Αλέξανδρο. Όταν δάμασε τον Βουκεφάλα , κατά τον γυρισμό του και περνώντας τον Αξιό και βλέποντας το νερό, σκέφτηκε ότι ήταν μια καλή ευκαιρία για μπάνιο. Έβγαλε λοιπόν τα ρούχα του, τα ακούμπησε στον βράχο και μπήκε στο νερό. Όταν βγήκε και θέλησε να ντυθεί, τα ρούχα του είχαν εξαφανιστεί. Τα είχε κλέψει ένας Σλάβος της Μακεδονίας.»
Τότε πετάχτηκε οργισμένος ο Σλαβομακεδόνας εκπρόσωπος της ΠΓΔΜ κι άρχισε να
φωνάζει «Τι είναι αυτά που λες; Οι Σλάβοι δεν ήταν εκεί, τότε.»
Οπότε ο Έλληνας εκπρόσωπος χαμογέλασε και είπε:
«Τώρα που το ξεκαθαρίσαμε αυτό, μπορώ να ξεκινήσω την ομιλία μου...»!
Πράγματι επιτυχημένο .Βέβαια μπορεί να είναι παραλαγμένο από παρόμοια ομιλία Παλαιστίνιου και Ισραηλίτη για το πορτοφόλι του Μωυσή αλλά δεν παυει να είναι ευδιάθετο (viewtopic.php?f=24&t=133673&p=1462689&hilit=OHE#p1462689)
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said: 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
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ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήhttps://sites.google.com/site/philosophygreekancient/the-naked-truth---here-is-the-proof-that-macedonia-is-really-greek-the-minorities-in-the-former-yugoslav-republic-of-macedonia-f-y-r-o-m-fyrom-the-population-of-f-y-r-o-m-fyrom-is-an-amorphous-slavic-mass-without-a-developed-national-consciousness-monkeydonians-can-go-cry
THE NAKED TRUTH - Here is the Proof that Macedonia is Really Greek. The Minorities in the Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia F.Y.R.O.M. ( FYROM ). The population of F.Y.R.O.M. ( FYROM ) is an amorphous Slavic mass without a developed national consciousness. Monkeydonians can go cry :)
If Greece accepts “Macedonia” does that mean that I have to accept a non-Greek Alexander? For the sake of historical accuracy, it must be understood that Macedonia was and is Greek.
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FYROM is Bulgaria. FYROMians are Bulgarians brainwashed to hate Bulgaria and to think they're a separate ethnic group. THEY'RE NOT! They speak a dialect of Bulgarian! THEY ARE SLAVS, THEY ARE BULGARIANS! Alexander the Great was GREEK!! Tsar Samuel was BULGARIAN!!!?
FYROM should be called "Western Bulgaria", not Macedonia. They are slavs, ancient macedonia was a greek kingdom and they were not slavs.?
Slavs and Albanians should feel proud for their origin no need to steal anything ,,,History and names ... PS they will soon rename the Airport "Maria Tereza" and will remove the fake statue of Alexander the Great?.
LONG LIVE TITO .HE BAPTAISED THEM MAKEDONIANS, POOR SOUTHSLAVIC NATION!!?
It would be more accurate as F.Y.R.O.Mongolia?, or Vardarskians ?, and the people of the country Newbies ?
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That is, France has vetoed the name Great Britain (and France has an region called Bretagne ( Brittany ) and changed its name to "United Kingdom". And we are not talking about a small country but about Great Britain!
So we can not impose this small state?
Why are we so hurried? They need to join the EU and NATO, not us.
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A top official in Zoran Zaev's Social Democratic Union ( the political party ) of F.Y.R.O.M., who also asked not to be named, warned that Greece "could keep the same position for two centuries. We should find a solution to deblock the process of integration with Nato and the EU".
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"The question is: what is the price of joining the club?" asked Toni Deskoski, a law professor in Skopje.
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The US, NATO, and EU position
The position of these governments and organizations is also well-known and amounts essentially to a tired reiteration that the two countries must come to a “mutually acceptable solution” and that since “Greece is in the club, and F.Y.R.O.M. is not,” the burden is on F.Y.R.O.M.
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